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Come one come all welcome to this wondrous place. Do as you wish stalk who you want. I regret nothing as you can see I post random things, for all to see. Well if you want to stalk me just let me know I shall tell you how. I mean the friendly stalk where we become friends not the creepy one where I fear for my life...yeah that sounds good ok bye.

lonewolfbookworm:

books are the best weapons

meladoodle:

ladies laaaaadies, theres plenty of me to go around *detaches arm* thats for you Brenda

baitnswitchblade:

chainsandshipsexciteme:

sexting-derek-hale:

mynerdinessoverwhelmsme:

sexting-derek-hale:

Wait do American people not call their friends mate?? Is this a thing???

Yup. I’m sure some do but mostly people just say friend. Which is boring but whatever.

Wait so you go up to your friends and be like “Hello friend.”

we use names

outellect:

on a scale from 1 to sansa stark, how much do you regret your childhood crush

scarredangels:

castielthehero:

Cas is just like “I don’t fucking know man I’ve only been here for like two years give me a fucking break I’m about to die for your ass appreciate it.”

Always reblog the Assbutt

australiansanta:

why do babies need twice as much sleep as us like they literally do nothing all day shouldn’t it be the other way around fuck babies

helioscentrifuge:

starrysleeper:

trillow:

remember when the world ended last year

are you talking about the 21st of December or that time Tumblr crashed for four hours

i thought you meant when homestuck went on hiatus

absinthiumartemisia:

havocados:

anogoodrabblerouser:

raideo:

foodwarriornetwork:

The streets of San Francisco are lined with pear, plum and apple trees thanks to ‘guerilla grafters’ secretly grafting fruit-bearing scions onto ornamental, non-fruit bearing trees making fresh fruit free and available to everyone who wishes to pick some.

'All you have to do is make a slit with a knife in a branch on the host tree, insert a branch from a fruit-bearing tree, and secure it with tape.  Once it heals, it connects.” — Tara Hui started the movement and has been grafting fruit branches to city trees for two years now.

How great would it be to see free fruit from guerilla grafters growing in your city?  Want to start a trend?

yo my grandpa has done this with some trees on our property so we got some weird ass trees LOL

fucking frankenstein monster trees

best shit ever

I want this to happen in Calgary!

eridanderpora:

jennstarkid:

youbetteravengeit:

jennstarkid:

youbetteravengeit:

jennstarkid:

youbetteravengeit:

jennstarkid:

anything you can ship, I can ship harder

I can ship anything harder than you

no you can’t

yes I can

no you can’t

yes I can

NO YOU CANT YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE

i ship them

majortvjunkie:

i love seeing happy long distance relationships

majortvjunkie:

i love seeing happy long distance relationships